by Penny Blake

WELCOME!

Welcome to the Land Of Ire! Here you will find Steampunk reviews, interviews, musings and fiction from a wide variety of Steampunk writers, artists, musicians and creators as well as many random musings from a host of colourful characters who inhabit the Land Of Ire. Our blog schedule is (usually) as follows:

Monday: The Morning Cuppa

Collin The Octopus and his Gentleman Friend ‘Eightcups Max’ invite you to join the in the parlour where they review some splendid steampunk fiction and recommend some excellent tea.

Tuesday: Elevenses

Join Max and Collin again for some tasty topical treats – learn more about the Land Of Ire and its inhabitants, discover fascinating facts about life in Victorian times, link up with our friends around the web or be pleasantly surprised by something random and exciting.

Wednesday: Soup Of The Day

Mrs Baker, our lovely Kitchen Witch invites a new Steampunk writer, maker, artist or musician to join her in the soup kitchen and chat about their work as they dish up some tasty soup to feed the hungry orphans of Ire.

Thursday: Tea @ Three with Penny

An occasional bonusย  postย  – if we missed a post during the week, have some news from Penny’s writing desk or have something extra and fabulous to squeeze in, it’ll go here!

Friday: Lovely Library

Our grumpy ghost, Perilous Wight, does not invite you to shelter from the flesh eating Liver Birds in his Lovely Library during the long dark nights of our Ireish winter. However, if you turn up with a bottle of something and a few flattering words he may be persuaded to read you some excellent short fiction from some marvellous steampunk writers, or even regale you with tales of his own adventures…

 

BUT BEFORE YOU DIVE IN, LET US TELL YOU A LITTLE MORE

ABOUT THE LAND OF IRE

(And those dreadful wizards, Mercurio Smith and Johnathan Skarry, whose greed and misdeeds have arguably ruined the lives of all the other characters here )

 

WELCOME TO IRE!

The evil overlord Wiz has seized control of all the tea, cake and magic in the universe. ย In a world crammed with dubious science and cream-powered technology, crippled by sugar tax and loose leaf ration books, overrun by cake smugglers, tea fiends and lemonade dealers, ruled over by Tea Time Lords and policed by vigilante mechanical angels, only a band of truly extraordinary adventurers can bring down this oppressive empire and save the good people of earth from this tea time tyranny. Could these two would-be wizards, Messrs Smith and Skarry, and their band of relentless rogues, be the anti-heroes The New World has been waiting for, or haveย they simply stirred up an enormous storm in a rather tiny teacup?

 

 

 

 

 

 

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14 responses

  1. This is fabulous! Hugs. ๐Ÿ™‚

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    April 21, 2015 at 4:47 pm

  2. Thanks Teagan, so glad you’re enjoying it ๐Ÿ˜€

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    April 22, 2015 at 10:49 am

  3. Brilliant!

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    May 12, 2016 at 11:12 am

  4. This is great!

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    May 28, 2016 at 1:17 am

  5. I love this!

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    October 11, 2016 at 7:16 pm

    • smithandskarry1

      Thankyou! ๐Ÿ˜€

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      October 12, 2016 at 7:06 am

  6. That’s awesome. ๐Ÿ˜€

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    October 12, 2016 at 12:01 pm

    • smithandskarry1

      Thanks, so glad you like it ๐Ÿ™‚

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      October 13, 2016 at 1:51 pm

  7. Oh no, the tea fiend is coming. *Grabs a muffin to throw at him* Gotta goooooo…

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    November 9, 2016 at 12:18 am

    • smithandskarry1

      Hide the biscuits and lock up your tea caddy ๐Ÿ˜‰

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      November 9, 2016 at 8:18 am

  8. ichabod2014ic

    It’s a good thing y’all don’t drink coffee, or folks could really be in a tizzy!

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    February 16, 2017 at 7:55 pm

    • smithandskarry1

      There are government licensed ‘coffee houses’ in the New World; frequented by ardent Wiz-supporters. The coffee they serve is supposed to be a viable, healthy substitute for tea… you can choose from ground chicory or acorn coffee… these brews are supposed to be ‘lightly invigorating’ but we have heard the snores of the patrons as we pass by and we suspect it is another government ploy to subdue the good people of Ire. Mrs Baker keeps a little jar of ‘real coffee’ – generously donated by one of her inter-dimensional visitors – but she keeps it well hidden from the likes of Max and Collin ๐Ÿ˜‰

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      February 17, 2017 at 7:54 am

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